








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 313 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 97 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 39 matches | ||
| Premier | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




48 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3230 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,716 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3355 | 31% |
| Smokes | 2146 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 2838 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2377 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,172,779 of utility $101 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 419 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TheRodFatherr | 58% | 43 |
| #2 | Froggy | 51% | 156 |
| #3 | Nash | 51% | 338 |
| #4 | Gnarlypimpslayer69cs2 | 50% | 56 |
| #5 | Wrenchfury | 49% | 98 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nash | 70 | 0.0105 |
| #2 | ๐๐ | 19 | 0.0064 |
| #3 | Wrenchfury | 17 | 0.0084 |
| #4 | Gnarlypimpslayer69cs2 | 17 | 0.0155 |
| #5 | GreySkull | 16 | 0.0092 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wrenchfury | +5.27 | 87 | 64 |
| #2 | Nash | +4.12 | 63 | 63 |
| #3 | Froggy | +1.09 | 45 | 43 |
| #4 | Hash Enjoyerใ | +0.70 | 75 | 44 |
| #5 | ๐๐ | +0.38 | 67 | 51 |





