








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1018 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 178 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 151 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 108 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 102 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 57 matches | ||
| Wingman | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 32 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 54 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




153 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11280 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,748 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6789 | 29% |
| Smokes | 5659 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 5803 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 5497 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,712,941 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 600 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | ๐๐ | 47% | 297 |
| #11 | GreySkull | 45% | 260 |
| #12 | Jel King | 43% | 82 |
| #13 | Gnarlypimpslayer69cs2 | 38% | 120 |
| #14 | DanKzTeR | 32% | 65 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gnarlypimpslayer69cs2 | 39 | 0.0164 |
| #2 | GreySkull | 33 | 0.0064 |
| #3 | ๐๐ | 30 | 0.0051 |
| #4 | Froggy | 30 | 0.0066 |
| #5 | Wrenchfury | 29 | 0.0071 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ๐๐ | 1232 | 0.21 | 31 min |
| #2 | Leukemia_Skywalker | 686 | 0.10 | 19 min |
| #3 | Wrenchfury | 678 | 0.17 | 17 min |
| #4 | Hash Enjoyerใ | 628 | 0.08 | 16 min |
| #5 | GreySkull | 291 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wrenchfury | +4.35 | 85 | 60 |
| #2 | Nash | +3.18 | 59 | 61 |
| #3 | Jel King | +2.67 | 87 | 54 |
| #4 | Recause | +1.47 | 79 | 50 |
| #5 | Shempi | +1.16 | 83 | 65 |





