








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1328 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1069 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 352 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




47 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6949 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 33,398 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5298 | 16% |
| Smokes | 7867 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 8817 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 11416 | 34% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,724,350 of utility $143 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3978 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | catfish ッ | 47% | 102 |
| #2 | ✪ T!g3L.Ttv | 46% | 151 |
| #3 | Dan - www.gamelitt.com | 44% | 907 |
| #4 | Immortal | 43% | 147 |
| #5 | Miffy - www.gamelitt.com | 41% | 76 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NightlyDαωn | +3.65 | 95 | 7 |
| #2 | catfish ッ | +2.88 | 66 | 39 |
| #3 | ✪ T!g3L.Ttv | +1.58 | 54 | 60 |
| #4 | Dan - www.gamelitt.com | +0.51 | 30 | 47 |
| #5 | P90 Queen | -0.36 | 32 | 53 |





