








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 495 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 44 matches | ||
| Wingman | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Premier | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2342 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,576 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1485 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2405 | 43% |
| HE Grenades | 883 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 803 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $810,090 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 541 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | whynter | 43% | 21 |
| #2 | JonahIsJesus | 40% | 125 |
| #3 | PeachyBeeee<3 | 38% | 165 |
| #4 | BOYKISSER NullVexis | 37% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | whynter | 43% | 21 |
| #2 | JonahIsJesus | 40% | 125 |
| #3 | PeachyBeeee<3 | 38% | 165 |
| #4 | BOYKISSER NullVexis | 37% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JonahIsJesus | 14 | 0.0058 |
| #2 | PeachyBeeee<3 | 9 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | whynter | 3 | 0.0072 |
| #4 | BOYKISSER NullVexis | 1 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JonahIsJesus | 147 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #2 | BOYKISSER NullVexis | 52 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #3 | PeachyBeeee<3 | 18 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| #4 | whynter | 7 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | whynter | +4.05 | 84 | 17 |
| #2 | JonahIsJesus | +1.93 | 80 | 33 |
| #3 | zZz -S6- | -0.64 | 46 | 36 |
| #4 | PeachyBeeee<3 | -1.60 | 42 | 17 |
| #5 | BOYKISSER NullVexis | -2.48 | 18 | 40 |





