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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1592 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 150 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 126 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 74 matches | ||
| Premier | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 35 matches | ||
| Wingman | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 6 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




61 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8308 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,896 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 740 | 26% |
| Smokes | 545 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 753 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 858 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $430,968 of utility $32 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2413 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♿ 𝒟𝒶𝓌𝓃 ☭ | 58% | 104 |
| #2 | Jackson | 57% | 42 |
| #3 | Str8 Jorkin It | 56% | 136 |
| #4 | züdy | 54% | 146 |
| #5 | ⛧ Kat | 51% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | whynter | +3.35 | 79 | 21 |
| #2 | ⛧ Kat | +2.80 | 75 | 45 |
| #3 | züdy | +2.15 | 62 | 52 |
| #4 | XyoBunBun | +1.36 | 52 | 41 |
| #5 | ♿ 𝒟𝒶𝓌𝓃 ☭ | +0.18 | 35 | 40 |





