








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 26 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 14 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
596 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,211 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 726 | 33% |
| Smokes | 593 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 456 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 436 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $61,912 of utility $61 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 12 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 🌌Asleep | 100% | 3 |
| #2 | Fmby-KiwiUwU | 100% | 3 |
| #3 | rabadcs | 86% | 7 |
| #4 | TopShotKenny | 67% | 3 |
| #5 | h1ka | 67% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | h1ka | 67% | 3 |
| #6 | F3N0L | 67% | 3 |
| #7 | Mozzarellaaa | 50% | 10 |
| #8 | ACE | 33% | 6 |
| #9 | Rabas | 21% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ACE | 3 | 0.0240 |
| #2 | Fmby-KiwiUwU | 2 | 0.0351 |
| #3 | Mozzarellaaa | 1 | 0.0051 |
| #4 | rabadcs | 1 | 0.0069 |
| #5 | 🌌Asleep | 1 | 0.0175 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ACE | 31 | 0.25 | 1 min |
| #2 | Fmby-KiwiUwU | 18 | 0.32 | 1 min |
| #3 | Rabas | 17 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #4 | Mozzarellaaa | 14 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #5 | rabadcs | 12 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ACE | +8.81 | 90 | 69 |
| #2 | 🌌Asleep | +4.89 | 93 | 50 |
| #3 | tr1ckshot_CS | +4.17 | 90 | 67 |
| #4 | Fmby-KiwiUwU | +2.46 | 74 | 59 |
| #5 | Rabas | -0.83 | 60 | 35 |





