








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1502 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 784 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 111 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 51 matches | ||
| Wingman | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 91 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




95 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7003 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,517 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3818 | 17% |
| Smokes | 5993 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 6394 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 6312 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $6,167,810 of utility $272 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 966 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Is1uPREFIRE | 48% | 232 |
| #2 | eros | 48% | 448 |
| #3 | GiveMeFox | 48% | 366 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Is1uPREFIRE | 48% | 232 |
| #2 | eros | 48% | 448 |
| #3 | GiveMeFox | 48% | 366 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eros | 164 | 0.0181 |
| #2 | GiveMeFox | 47 | 0.0064 |
| #3 | Is1uPREFIRE | 20 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eros | 1448 | 0.16 | 40 min |
| #2 | GiveMeFox | 1121 | 0.15 | 29 min |
| #3 | Is1uPREFIRE | 375 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eros | +3.86 | 66 | 68 |
| #2 | GiveMeFox | +1.35 | 18 | 73 |
| #3 | Is1uPREFIRE | -0.92 | 29 | 55 |
| #4 | Kira | -1.26 | 29 | 47 |





