








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1165 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 422 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 109 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 51 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 55 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




254 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8071 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,286 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7482 | 32% |
| Smokes | 4009 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 6535 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 5260 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,542,878 of utility $170 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 467 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | makapaka | 52% | 133 |
| #2 | mst | 50% | 208 |
| #3 | Kira | 48% | 448 |
| #4 | GiveMeFox | 47% | 211 |
| #5 | Is1uPREFIRE | 47% | 126 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | makapaka | 52% | 133 |
| #2 | mst | 50% | 208 |
| #3 | Kira | 48% | 448 |
| #4 | GiveMeFox | 47% | 211 |
| #5 | Is1uPREFIRE | 47% | 126 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mst | 106 | 0.0239 |
| #2 | GiveMeFox | 39 | 0.0096 |
| #3 | Kira | 35 | 0.0039 |
| #4 | makapaka | 31 | 0.0108 |
| #5 | Is1uPREFIRE | 17 | 0.0061 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GiveMeFox | 589 | 0.15 | 14 min |
| #2 | makapaka | 493 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| #3 | mst | 323 | 0.07 | 8 min |
| #4 | Kira | 239 | 0.03 | 6 min |
| #5 | Is1uPREFIRE | 239 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eros | +2.99 | 64 | 67 |
| #2 | mst | +1.61 | 61 | 60 |
| #3 | makapaka | +0.41 | 55 | 54 |
| #4 | GiveMeFox | +0.01 | 16 | 71 |
| #5 | Is1uPREFIRE | -1.05 | 28 | 57 |





