








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 427 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1458 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,234 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 809 | 25% |
| Smokes | 455 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 850 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1120 | 35% |
Our logs show you have wasted $597,325 of utility $208 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 368 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | devex | 63% | 8 |
| #2 | nAIB | 54% | 26 |
| #3 | T1de | 50% | 14 |
| #4 | M1scha | 43% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | devex | 63% | 8 |
| #2 | nAIB | 54% | 26 |
| #3 | T1de | 50% | 14 |
| #4 | M1scha | 43% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M1scha | 5 | 0.0071 |
| #2 | nAIB | 3 | 0.0058 |
| #3 | T1de | 2 | 0.0071 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M1scha | 140 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #2 | nAIB | 69 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #3 | T1de | 54 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #4 | devex | 29 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nAIB | +3.76 | 98 | 63 |
| #2 | BigTimeRush | +2.81 | 91 | 54 |
| #3 | devex | +2.42 | 75 | 68 |
| #4 | T1de | +0.37 | 83 | 60 |
| #5 | M1scha | -0.65 | 69 | 61 |





