








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1330 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 186 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 41 matches | ||
| Wingman | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 26 matches | ||
| Esplay | 10 matches | 1,754 | |
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




74 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6019 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,187 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3403 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2975 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2726 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2083 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,417,760 of utility $234 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 933 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RaaNeY | +3.39 | 66 | 55 |
| #2 | fiddexp | +1.41 | 70 | 64 |
| #3 | LilSwe | -0.19 | 52 | 46 |
| #4 | nX - | -1.40 | 45 | 49 |
| #5 | Tompaah | -2.09 | 35 | 61 |





