








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 109 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 81 matches | ||
| Faceit | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1986 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,384 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2641 | 36% |
| Smokes | 1935 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1367 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1441 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $394,113 of utility $97 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 38 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -staRiTTo ? | 73% | 26 |
| #2 | condom king | 71% | 14 |
| #3 | Demon. <9 | 71% | 14 |
| #4 | MoCe | 63% | 27 |
| #5 | LateePatee CS.MONEY | 63% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | coldpillow | 4 | 0.0117 |
| #2 | -staRiTTo ? | 2 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | MoCe | 2 | 0.0040 |
| #4 | Knorppis1 | 2 | 0.0059 |
| #5 | Barak | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MoCe | +4.13 | 88 | 72 |
| #2 | -staRiTTo ? | +2.60 | 93 | 82 |
| #3 | qks | Bloodycase.com | +1.15 | 69 | 70 |
| #4 | Elle | +0.64 | 86 | 68 |
| #5 | Barak | +0.31 | 77 | 68 |





