








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1893 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 412 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 130 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 80 matches | ||
| Wingman | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 49 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




128 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10698 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,647 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2569 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1557 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 2827 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2694 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,272,935 of utility $236 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1465 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Ibuprofen ♿ | 46% | 129 |
| #10 | Cross | 43% | 199 |
| #11 | n3r0xX | 42% | 105 |
| #12 | hakuna_matata_0805 | 35% | 72 |
| #13 | VinDusel23 | 29% | 75 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cool like a custom Noob | +4.09 | 93 | 33 |
| #2 | CptKreiosXUwU | +3.24 | 86 | 56 |
| #3 | AufSwiffer | +2.25 | 84 | 60 |
| #4 | M-A-R-C-E-L | +2.02 | 67 | 57 |
| #5 | Leidenschaft für Scheidensaft | +1.82 | 65 | 62 |





