








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 976 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 40 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2043 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,842 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2629 | 38% |
| Smokes | 1065 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 1470 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1678 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $594,850 of utility $146 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 607 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dönatello | 69% | 16 |
| #2 | n3r0xX | 54% | 13 |
| #3 | StaubWedel | 52% | 23 |
| #4 | Cross | 48% | 77 |
| #5 | Cool like a custom Noob | 47% | 107 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | DoktorPotato | 38% | 21 |
| #12 | atwa36 | 36% | 11 |
| #13 | hakuna_matata_0805 | 35% | 23 |
| #14 | AufSwiffer | 33% | 18 |
| #15 | VinDusel23 | 32% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cool like a custom Noob | +3.84 | 89 | 32 |
| #2 | No4h | +3.72 | 82 | 50 |
| #3 | StaubWedel | +3.64 | 89 | 46 |
| #4 | atwa36 | +3.14 | 77 | 52 |
| #5 | M-A-R-C-E-L | +2.87 | 68 | 59 |





