








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 360 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 152 matches | ||
| Premier | 89 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1866 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,765 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4661 | 32% |
| Smokes | 2609 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 4259 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 3236 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $810,763 of utility $97 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 511 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eiki | 52% | 48 |
| #2 | ♣️Maracuja_Smoking☯ | 51% | 102 |
| #3 | demi | 48% | 31 |
| #4 | O Perez ◥◣◢◤ | 44% | 43 |
| #5 | ShitzuZera | 44% | 91 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | O Perez ◥◣◢◤ | 44% | 43 |
| #5 | ShitzuZera | 44% | 91 |
| #6 | xDeepzin | 42% | 78 |
| #7 | $tOnEYmiraCavala_ntc | 35% | 43 |
| #8 | -xLIGHTx- | 30% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | $tOnEYmiraCavala_ntc | 4 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | O Perez ◥◣◢◤ | 4 | 0.0048 |
| #3 | ♣️Maracuja_Smoking☯ | 3 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | xDeepzin | 3 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | Eiki | 3 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eiki | 362 | 0.36 | 8 min |
| #2 | O Perez ◥◣◢◤ | 287 | 0.34 | 7 min |
| #3 | ShitzuZera | 266 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #4 | ♣️Maracuja_Smoking☯ | 188 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #5 | xDeepzin | 134 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ShitzuZera | +3.08 | 54 | 61 |
| #2 | ♣️Maracuja_Smoking☯ | +2.59 | 60 | 53 |
| #3 | Eiki | +1.77 | 45 | 62 |
| #4 | O Perez ◥◣◢◤ | +1.19 | 65 | 58 |
| #5 | demi | +0.05 | 51 | 49 |





