








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1059 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 360 matches | ||
| Faceit | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




75 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5628 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,987 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5888 | 27% |
| Smokes | 5059 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 4846 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 6194 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,767,220 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1190 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ty | 55% | 121 |
| #2 | Insanity | 52% | 90 |
| #3 | _bennie | 50% | 78 |
| #4 | 1toomany | 49% | 102 |
| #5 | Lucky | 49% | 68 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ty | 453 | 0.17 | 13 min |
| #2 | 1toomany | 400 | 0.19 | 11 min |
| #3 | Insanity | 194 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #4 | _bennie | 183 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #5 | Lucky | 151 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ty | +2.84 | 82 | 72 |
| #2 | 1toomany | +2.11 | 82 | 71 |
| #3 | _bennie | +2.07 | 84 | 55 |
| #4 | Lucky | -0.21 | 71 | 51 |
| #5 | Please Shoot Them | -0.48 | 68 | 60 |





