








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 329 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 301 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 116 matches | ||
| Wingman | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




61 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3801 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,060 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1647 | 41% |
| Smokes | 746 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 754 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 913 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $250,648 of utility $21 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 292 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dickdog industries🐶 | 50% | 58 |
| #2 | madarauchihattv | 45% | 94 |
| #3 | Joe Momma | 41% | 39 |
| #4 | IM BLACK | 39% | 296 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dickdog industries🐶 | 50% | 58 |
| #2 | madarauchihattv | 45% | 94 |
| #3 | Joe Momma | 41% | 39 |
| #4 | IM BLACK | 39% | 296 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IM BLACK | 44 | 0.0081 |
| #2 | madarauchihattv | 13 | 0.0069 |
| #3 | dickdog industries🐶 | 8 | 0.0072 |
| #4 | Joe Momma | 6 | 0.0076 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | madarauchihattv | 271 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #2 | IM BLACK | 149 | 0.03 | 4 min |
| #3 | Joe Momma | 44 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | dickdog industries🐶 | 12 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | madarauchihattv | +2.06 | 78 | 64 |
| #2 | dickdog industries🐶 | +0.54 | 72 | 24 |
| #3 | IM BLACK | +0.53 | 53 | 31 |
| #4 | Pancake | -1.25 | 44 | 23 |
| #5 | Joe Momma | -2.04 | 40 | 42 |





