








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 203 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 90 matches | ||
| Premier | 66 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2431 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,412 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2135 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1943 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1585 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1749 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $651,881 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 306 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | plant gunner | 62% | 13 |
| #2 | squikLy SKINBOX | 59% | 22 |
| #3 | Danny | LF Coach | 56% | 18 |
| #4 | Mut3k1 | 55% | 87 |
| #5 | zitan- | 52% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Danny | LF Coach | 56% | 18 |
| #4 | Mut3k1 | 55% | 87 |
| #5 | zitan- | 52% | 71 |
| #6 | RceveR | 52% | 33 |
| #7 | bERNTSEEN | 50% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mut3k1 | 11 | 0.0059 |
| #2 | squikLy SKINBOX | 6 | 0.0133 |
| #3 | RceveR | 5 | 0.0096 |
| #4 | Danny | LF Coach | 3 | 0.0074 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mut3k1 | 261 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #2 | zitan- | 244 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #3 | bERNTSEEN | 70 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #4 | squikLy SKINBOX | 58 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #5 | RceveR | 54 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | plant gunner | +2.52 | 85 | 61 |
| #2 | zitan- | +2.49 | 89 | 73 |
| #3 | Danny | LF Coach | +2.23 | 83 | 61 |
| #4 | RceveR | +1.73 | 84 | 60 |
| #5 | squikLy SKINBOX | +1.25 | 77 | 61 |





