








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 460 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 312 matches | ||
| Wingman | 261 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6925 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,739 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7643 | 34% |
| Smokes | 5771 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 4696 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 4629 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,033,970 of utility $62 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 399 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -MEDIUM- | 48% | 144 |
| #2 | -NoMaD | 46% | 67 |
| #3 | -EASY- | 46% | 190 |
| #4 | Lunamag | 43% | 100 |
| #5 | Szczurek | 41% | 124 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | -NoMaD | 46% | 67 |
| #3 | -EASY- | 46% | 190 |
| #4 | Lunamag | 43% | 100 |
| #5 | Szczurek | 41% | 124 |
| #6 | プーマ | 37% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lunamag | 13 | 0.0062 |
| #2 | -EASY- | 8 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | -MEDIUM- | 6 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | Szczurek | 6 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | プーマ | 2 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -EASY- | 720 | 0.18 | 20 min |
| #2 | Szczurek | 228 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #3 | Lunamag | 227 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #4 | プーマ | 120 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #5 | -MEDIUM- | 101 | 0.03 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -EASY- | +3.25 | 42 | 64 |
| #2 | Lunamag | +1.18 | 23 | 62 |
| #3 | wikens_28 | +1.06 | 49 | 52 |
| #4 | プーマ | -1.53 | 27 | 55 |
| #5 | -MEDIUM- | -1.89 | 14 | 36 |





