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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1311 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 325 matches | ||
| Wingman | 131 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5386 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,695 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8076 | 39% |
| Smokes | 4574 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 3665 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 4380 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,562,443 of utility $112 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2524 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Paβ‘lβ‘linka | 50% | 46 |
| #2 | Endero | 50% | 92 |
| #3 | -NoMaD | 48% | 96 |
| #4 | γγΌγ | 47% | 162 |
| #5 | Szczurek | 47% | 303 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | γγΌγ | 47% | 162 |
| #5 | Szczurek | 47% | 303 |
| #6 | RonaldinhoOfCs | 46% | 63 |
| #7 | wikens_28 | 46% | 190 |
| #8 | -MEDIUM- | 45% | 422 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Szczurek | 13 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | γγΌγ | 8 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | -MEDIUM- | 7 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | wikens_28 | 5 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | Endero | 2 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wikens_28 | 705 | 0.18 | 14 min |
| #2 | Szczurek | 469 | 0.08 | 13 min |
| #3 | γγΌγ | 440 | 0.13 | 11 min |
| #4 | -MEDIUM- | 167 | 0.02 | 3 min |
| #5 | RonaldinhoOfCs | 154 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -EASY- | +4.36 | 42 | 64 |
| #2 | RonaldinhoOfCs | +1.62 | 70 | 63 |
| #3 | wikens_28 | +0.28 | 37 | 54 |
| #4 | Paβ‘lβ‘linka | -0.70 | 60 | 23 |
| #5 | γγΌγ | -1.39 | 21 | 58 |





