








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 6 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
496 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 466 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 187 | 40% |
| Smokes | 73 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 32 | 7% |
| Molotovs | 174 | 37% |
Our logs show you have wasted $159,187 of utility $147 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 78 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | booger | 59% | 22 |
| #2 | KingMarioDiddyBlud4 | 56% | 9 |
| #3 | evil liam | 44% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | booger | 59% | 22 |
| #2 | KingMarioDiddyBlud4 | 56% | 9 |
| #3 | evil liam | 44% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | evil liam | 6 | 0.0189 |
| #2 | KingMarioDiddyBlud4 | 5 | 0.0307 |
| #3 | booger | 3 | 0.0074 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | booger | 93 | 0.23 | 2 min |
| #2 | evil liam | 29 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #3 | KingMarioDiddyBlud4 | 3 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | booger | +6.30 | 87 | 39 |
| #2 | evil liam | +1.67 | 89 | 30 |
| #3 | unnamed | +1.06 | 59 | 18 |
| #4 | KingMarioDiddyBlud4 | -0.70 | 68 | 35 |





