








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 207 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 162 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




44 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2497 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,070 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 455 | 22% |
| Smokes | 500 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 639 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 476 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $915,744 of utility $151 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 610 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ▯▯ | 67% | 33 |
| #2 | 76561198402543033 | 56% | 181 |
| #3 | hugo boss | 52% | 73 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ▯▯ | 67% | 33 |
| #2 | 76561198402543033 | 56% | 181 |
| #3 | hugo boss | 52% | 73 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hugo boss | 58 | 0.0408 |
| #2 | 76561198402543033 | 28 | 0.0077 |
| #3 | ▯▯ | 12 | 0.0181 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 76561198402543033 | 761 | 0.21 | 17 min |
| #2 | ▯▯ | 159 | 0.24 | 4 min |
| #3 | hugo boss | 20 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 76561198402543033 | +4.73 | 80 | 48 |
| #2 | ▯▯ | +3.65 | 83 | 49 |
| #3 | hugo boss | -1.01 | 47 | 14 |
| #4 | BOSS HOG | -1.34 | 63 | 26 |





