








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1055 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 575 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 153 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7698 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,489 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4957 | 27% |
| Smokes | 3809 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 7244 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 2479 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,627,859 of utility $163 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 422 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Justice | 54% | 135 |
| #2 | Milicija | 51% | 109 |
| #3 | TRAJAN | 51% | 43 |
| #4 | Tavo mama ruse | 47% | 524 |
| #5 | p0ssessed | 46% | 115 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Pandule | 46% | 189 |
| #7 | πAtrabotkeβ₯ | 45% | 159 |
| #8 | GRooT | 41% | 59 |
| #9 | Mikrobanguoju | 40% | 58 |
| #10 | n1stiy | 38% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tavo mama ruse | 121 | 0.0109 |
| #2 | πAtrabotkeβ₯ | 25 | 0.0075 |
| #3 | Pandule | 23 | 0.0056 |
| #4 | Milicija | 19 | 0.0080 |
| #5 | Mikrobanguoju | 19 | 0.0157 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tavo mama ruse | 2217 | 0.20 | 73 min |
| #2 | Justice | 343 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #3 | Milicija | 291 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #4 | Mikrobanguoju | 242 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| #5 | p0ssessed | 189 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tavo mama ruse | +4.34 | 79 | 81 |
| #2 | TRAJAN | +1.77 | 66 | 64 |
| #3 | Mikrobanguoju | +1.11 | 66 | 62 |
| #4 | p0ssessed | +0.51 | 71 | 70 |
| #5 | AD | -0.86 | 68 | 59 |





