








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 390 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 149 matches | ||
| Faceit | 111 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3468 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,371 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3156 | 26% |
| Smokes | 3671 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2043 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 3501 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $776,102 of utility $110 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 360 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JayFrcs | 70% | 30 |
| #2 | Tz | 68% | 47 |
| #3 | RedWarriorHD | 67% | 27 |
| #4 | Groovi 👀 | 61% | 70 |
| #5 | dinger | 60% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | whodiNi | 53% | 36 |
| #10 | [TOP-MODELS] Bloo | 50% | 22 |
| #11 | ♛Sean | 48% | 25 |
| #12 | K1ngly | 45% | 29 |
| #13 | Messzy | 39% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hEN3SY | 7 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | Groovi 👀 | 4 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | whodiNi | 3 | 0.0039 |
| #4 | dinger | 3 | 0.0053 |
| #5 | Tz | 2 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | whodiNi | 219 | 0.28 | 7 min |
| #2 | de4th | 177 | 0.24 | 4 min |
| #3 | hEN3SY | 161 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #4 | Tz | 158 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #5 | 𝓑𝓘𝓖-𝓓𝓘𝓒𝓚-𝓢𝓔𝓝𝓟𝓐𝓘 | 142 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Blade | +2.10 | 80 | 63 |
| #2 | Tz | +1.38 | 75 | 61 |
| #3 | hEN3SY | +1.04 | 93 | 43 |
| #4 | dinger | +1.00 | 75 | 71 |
| #5 | de4th | +0.63 | 72 | 58 |





