








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 699 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 97 matches | ||
| Premier | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1559 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,427 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1578 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1291 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1103 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1455 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,111,902 of utility $242 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 590 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kamolzaaliite ジョン | 59% | 39 |
| #2 | KristerZoom | 57% | 21 |
| #3 | daniel | 51% | 80 |
| #4 | gaminblood | 48% | 27 |
| #5 | Sandis. | 47% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | KristerZoom | 57% | 21 |
| #3 | daniel | 51% | 80 |
| #4 | gaminblood | 48% | 27 |
| #5 | Sandis. | 47% | 15 |
| #6 | jimmylong | 39% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | daniel | 7 | 0.0045 |
| #2 | KristerZoom | 5 | 0.0125 |
| #3 | jimmylong | 2 | 0.0037 |
| #4 | Sandis. | 1 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | daniel | 72 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #2 | Kamolzaaliite ジョン | 71 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #3 | jimmylong | 57 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #4 | Sandis. | 24 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | KristerZoom | 14 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | karlovitch | +1.03 | 53 | 53 |
| #2 | daniel | +0.91 | 54 | 49 |
| #3 | KristerZoom | +0.26 | 83 | 31 |
| #4 | Sandis. | +0.22 | 40 | 25 |
| #5 | Kamolzaaliite ジョン | +0.01 | 36 | 78 |





