








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 20 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
73 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 279 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 61 | 22% |
| Smokes | 99 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 78 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 41 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $5,772 of utility $30 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LutkuJutku69 | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | groggy~ | 100% | 4 |
| #3 | Heinähattu | 75% | 4 |
| #4 | PaahtoleivänPaukuttelija | 75% | 4 |
| #5 | Alvin | 69% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LutkuJutku69 | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | groggy~ | 100% | 4 |
| #3 | Heinähattu | 75% | 4 |
| #4 | PaahtoleivänPaukuttelija | 75% | 4 |
| #5 | Alvin | 69% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Alvin | 4 | 0.0320 |
| #2 | Heinähattu | 1 | 0.0145 |
| #3 | LutkuJutku69 | 1 | 0.0370 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Heinähattu | 12 | 0.17 | 0 min |
| #2 | PaahtoleivänPaukuttelija | 12 | 0.17 | 0 min |
| #3 | Alvin | 10 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #4 | LutkuJutku69 | 4 | 0.15 | 0 min |
| #5 | groggy~ | 3 | 0.19 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | groggy~ | +7.30 | 70 | 46 |
| #2 | LutkuJutku69 | +3.39 | 68 | 49 |
| #3 | Alvin | +3.13 | 71 | 51 |
| #4 | PaahtoleivänPaukuttelija | +3.09 | 82 | 31 |
| #5 | Heinähattu | +2.84 | 77 | 55 |





