








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 297 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 299 matches | ||
| Faceit | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




44 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3428 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,765 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4675 | 28% |
| Smokes | 4627 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3699 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3764 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $904,096 of utility $97 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 81 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | <3| ᴋʏᴀᴍɪ | 57% | 42 |
| #2 | loco active | 57% | 30 |
| #3 | khabib twin brader | 50% | 32 |
| #4 | Conor Mcgregor | 49% | 67 |
| #5 | Mareks Bahmanis | 48% | 230 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | loco active | 57% | 30 |
| #3 | khabib twin brader | 50% | 32 |
| #4 | Conor Mcgregor | 49% | 67 |
| #5 | Mareks Bahmanis | 48% | 230 |
| #6 | jimbo bimbo | 46% | 140 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mareks Bahmanis | 26 | 0.0056 |
| #2 | jimbo bimbo | 15 | 0.0051 |
| #3 | Conor Mcgregor | 12 | 0.0083 |
| #4 | loco active | 8 | 0.0131 |
| #5 | khabib twin brader | 4 | 0.0057 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mareks Bahmanis | 424 | 0.09 | 11 min |
| #2 | jimbo bimbo | 212 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #3 | Conor Mcgregor | 108 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #4 | <3| ᴋʏᴀᴍɪ | 95 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #5 | loco active | 95 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | loco active | +2.70 | 74 | 64 |
| #2 | <3| ᴋʏᴀᴍɪ | +2.38 | 80 | 75 |
| #3 | Conor Mcgregor | +1.71 | 58 | 49 |
| #4 | Aivars_99 | +0.90 | 67 | 66 |
| #5 | khabib twin brader | +0.12 | 64 | 57 |





