








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 130 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 176 matches | ||
| Faceit | 22 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1731 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,551 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2203 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2573 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 1767 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1008 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $613,969 of utility $118 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 30 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | khabib twin brader | 57% | 21 |
| #2 | Conor Mcgregor | 56% | 41 |
| #3 | loco active | 56% | 18 |
| #4 | <3| ᴋʏᴀᴍɪ | 54% | 13 |
| #5 | Aivars_99 | 48% | 230 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Conor Mcgregor | 56% | 41 |
| #3 | loco active | 56% | 18 |
| #4 | <3| ᴋʏᴀᴍɪ | 54% | 13 |
| #5 | Aivars_99 | 48% | 230 |
| #6 | jimbo bimbo | 39% | 69 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aivars_99 | 27 | 0.0057 |
| #2 | jimbo bimbo | 9 | 0.0063 |
| #3 | Conor Mcgregor | 9 | 0.0102 |
| #4 | khabib twin brader | 3 | 0.0068 |
| #5 | loco active | 3 | 0.0082 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aivars_99 | 472 | 0.10 | 12 min |
| #2 | jimbo bimbo | 115 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #3 | Conor Mcgregor | 69 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #4 | khabib twin brader | 54 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #5 | loco active | 50 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | <3| ᴋʏᴀᴍɪ | +4.88 | 86 | 69 |
| #2 | loco active | +4.19 | 68 | 70 |
| #3 | Aivars_99 | +0.94 | 67 | 64 |
| #4 | Conor Mcgregor | +0.81 | 54 | 47 |
| #5 | khabib twin brader | +0.70 | 63 | 69 |





