








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 988 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 311 matches | ||
| Wingman | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 73 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4800 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,537 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4947 | 30% |
| Smokes | 3869 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 5372 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 2349 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,205,201 of utility $135 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 290 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hurricane ® | 63% | 43 |
| #2 | Samy_vf_bam | 55% | 103 |
| #3 | Joesie | 52% | 250 |
| #4 | richard lugner | 52% | 362 |
| #5 | 𝐃 𝐎 𝐃 𝐎 | 50% | 74 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Joesie | 52% | 250 |
| #4 | richard lugner | 52% | 362 |
| #5 | 𝐃 𝐎 𝐃 𝐎 | 50% | 74 |
| #6 | TaskalToller | 50% | 176 |
| #7 | 76561198827637994 | 49% | 184 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | richard lugner | 11 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | 76561198827637994 | 9 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | Joesie | 8 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | TaskalToller | 8 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | 𝐃 𝐎 𝐃 𝐎 | 8 | 0.0051 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | richard lugner | 1185 | 0.15 | 31 min |
| #2 | 76561198827637994 | 305 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| #3 | Joesie | 280 | 0.05 | 7 min |
| #4 | TaskalToller | 170 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| #5 | Samy_vf_bam | 117 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Code: Snusgod | +1.46 | 78 | 72 |
| #2 | Joesie | +1.06 | 74 | 67 |
| #3 | 76561198827637994 | +0.68 | 79 | 58 |
| #4 | TaskalToller | +0.12 | 75 | 60 |
| #5 | richard lugner | -0.24 | 72 | 70 |





