








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 327 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 177 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 95 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2327 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,574 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1333 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1418 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1269 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 2554 | 39% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,088,346 of utility $216 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 114 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Samy_vf_bam | 55% | 55 |
| #2 | 𝐃 𝐎 𝐃 𝐎 | 50% | 52 |
| #3 | Code: Snusgod | 50% | 176 |
| #4 | Joesie | 49% | 140 |
| #5 | richard lugner | 48% | 218 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | 𝐃 𝐎 𝐃 𝐎 | 50% | 52 |
| #3 | Code: Snusgod | 50% | 176 |
| #4 | Joesie | 49% | 140 |
| #5 | richard lugner | 48% | 218 |
| #6 | 76561198827637994 | 43% | 101 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝐃 𝐎 𝐃 𝐎 | 8 | 0.0076 |
| #2 | 76561198827637994 | 7 | 0.0034 |
| #3 | richard lugner | 6 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | Code: Snusgod | 6 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | Samy_vf_bam | 5 | 0.0044 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | richard lugner | 633 | 0.14 | 17 min |
| #2 | Code: Snusgod | 468 | 0.13 | 12 min |
| #3 | Joesie | 202 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #4 | 76561198827637994 | 176 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #5 | Samy_vf_bam | 77 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Code: Snusgod | +1.31 | 79 | 71 |
| #2 | Joesie | +0.80 | 72 | 69 |
| #3 | 76561198827637994 | +0.24 | 77 | 59 |
| #4 | TaskalToller | +0.05 | 77 | 59 |
| #5 | richard lugner | -0.33 | 74 | 71 |





