








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 637 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 93 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 92 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 39 matches | ||
| Premier | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 71 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




58 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5335 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,110 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6500 | 29% |
| Smokes | 5953 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 5164 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 4493 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,188,322 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 134 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | N4waK1NG | 59% | 34 |
| #2 | Hane | 57% | 37 |
| #3 | -kuqyyy | 55% | 132 |
| #4 | SnockDead | 45% | 245 |
| #5 | TSEALT 1er | 44% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SnockDead | +3.29 | 83 | 59 |
| #2 | Hane | +2.69 | 58 | 50 |
| #3 | ψ Kaelig ψ | +2.09 | 73 | 65 |
| #4 | -kuqyyy | +0.41 | 68 | 52 |
| #5 | N4waK1NG | -1.32 | 45 | 57 |





