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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 34 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Premier | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
520 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 352 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 100 | 28% |
| Smokes | 14 | 4% |
| HE Grenades | 90 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 148 | 42% |
Our logs show you have wasted $330,183 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 135 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | michnes | 57% | 7 |
| #2 | /𝙈𝙩𝙓/ Itz_Wertix | 55% | 53 |
| #3 | Johny trenz | 53% | 17 |
| #4 | DALIK | 50% | 34 |
| #5 | rolex lakatoš | 44% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | L | 24 | 0.0093 |
| #2 | LUPENKWO | 12 | 0.0300 |
| #3 | Exx1ry | 6 | 0.0037 |
| #4 | /𝙈𝙩𝙓/ Itz_Wertix | 4 | 0.0038 |
| #5 | DALIK | 3 | 0.0044 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | L | 486 | 0.19 | 9 min |
| #2 | Exx1ry | 240 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #3 | /𝙈𝙩𝙓/ Itz_Wertix | 55 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #4 | LUPENKWO | 39 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | DALIK | 24 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | L | +6.40 | 86 | 50 |
| #2 | LUPENKWO | +3.14 | 73 | 48 |
| #3 | Exx1ry | +2.25 | 65 | 46 |
| #4 | ZZooMcz | +1.41 | 63 | 32 |
| #5 | /𝙈𝙩𝙓/ Itz_Wertix | -0.08 | 40 | 50 |





