








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2100 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 121 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 110 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 34 matches | ||
| Wingman | 19 matches | ||
| Premier | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




40 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4652 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,046 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3131 | 35% |
| Smokes | 2402 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1951 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1562 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,082,230 of utility $164 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 83 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rolex lakatoš | 60% | 67 |
| #2 | /𝙈𝙩𝙓/ Itz_Wertix | 57% | 80 |
| #3 | Johny trenz | 57% | 30 |
| #4 | Exx1ry | 54% | 205 |
| #5 | DALIK | 54% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Exx1ry | 579 | 0.15 | 19 min |
| #2 | LUPENKWO | 121 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #3 | /𝙈𝙩𝙓/ Itz_Wertix | 84 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #4 | Vlhkej Abdul | 50 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #5 | ZZooMcz | 42 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | L | +5.10 | 83 | 50 |
| #2 | Exx1ry | +1.99 | 66 | 47 |
| #3 | LUPENKWO | +1.64 | 69 | 50 |
| #4 | ZZooMcz | +0.32 | 65 | 22 |
| #5 | /𝙈𝙩𝙓/ Itz_Wertix | -0.09 | 40 | 53 |





