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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 82 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
964 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,367 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 730 | 31% |
| Smokes | 1015 | 43% |
| HE Grenades | 440 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 182 | 8% |
Our logs show you have wasted $366,458 of utility $159 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 137 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝐄𝐙 .- | 53% | 38 |
| #2 | Eway | 51% | 67 |
| #3 | Brālēns | 50% | 14 |
| #4 | Pē Didijs | 48% | 79 |
| #5 | Maaarc | 46% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pē Didijs | 5 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | Eway | 4 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | 𝐄𝐙 .- | 2 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | Feiiiiky | 2 | 0.0043 |
| #5 | Brālēns | 1 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pē Didijs | +3.13 | 71 | 52 |
| #2 | Maaarc | +2.71 | 51 | 46 |
| #3 | indulis | +1.35 | 83 | 52 |
| #4 | Ingus no bolt | +0.89 | 63 | 47 |
| #5 | 𝐄𝐙 .- | +0.07 | 74 | 37 |





