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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 175 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1361 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,036 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1619 | 23% |
| Smokes | 2305 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 1536 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1576 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $649,196 of utility $150 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 144 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pē Didijs | 7 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | 𝐄𝐙 .- | 6 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | Ingus no bolt | 3 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | Maaarc | 3 | 0.0031 |
| #5 | indulis | 3 | 0.0037 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ingus no bolt | 194 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #2 | Pē Didijs | 91 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| #3 | 𝐄𝐙 .- | 75 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #4 | Maaarc | 64 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | indulis | 61 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | indulis | +4.39 | 84 | 50 |
| #2 | Pē Didijs | +2.80 | 74 | 45 |
| #3 | Maaarc | +2.74 | 49 | 38 |
| #4 | Ingus no bolt | +1.16 | 63 | 47 |
| #5 | 𝐄𝐙 .- | -0.28 | 69 | 36 |





