








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 70 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 274 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2841 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,914 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1604 | 23% |
| Smokes | 2385 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 1711 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1214 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,181,396 of utility $167 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 67 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [NK] Dr.Acula | 54% | 119 |
| #2 | Son Gohan ssj2 | 53% | 51 |
| #3 | Bot | 50% | 249 |
| #4 | Alba | 48% | 233 |
| #5 | Goku SSJ3 | 46% | 65 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Alba | 4 | 0.0008 |
| #2 | Turkish Shroud | 1 | 0.0004 |
| #3 | [NK] Dr.Acula | 1 | 0.0004 |
| #4 | Goku SSJ3 | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bot | 1223 | 0.21 | 27 min |
| #2 | Turkish Shroud | 251 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #3 | Alba | 166 | 0.03 | 5 min |
| #4 | Goku SSJ3 | 166 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #5 | [NK] Dr.Acula | 154 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [NK] Dr.Acula | +2.42 | 64 | 43 |
| #2 | Alba | +0.95 | 49 | 53 |
| #3 | Son Gohan ssj2 | +0.56 | 49 | 59 |
| #4 | Bot | +0.02 | 57 | 57 |
| #5 | hunter | -0.59 | 45 | 59 |





