








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 79 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
494 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,843 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 704 | 25% |
| Smokes | 905 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 626 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 608 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $272,532 of utility $148 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 51 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Bot | 43% | 76 |
| #5 | Alba | 43% | 70 |
| #6 | hunter | 31% | 32 |
| #7 | Son Gohan ssj2 | 29% | 14 |
| #8 | Turkish Shroud | 27% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Alba | 2 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bot | 416 | 0.24 | 9 min |
| #2 | Nomad | 133 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #3 | Turkish Shroud | 66 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #4 | Alba | 57 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #5 | [NK] Dr.Acula | 50 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [NK] Dr.Acula | +2.61 | 70 | 44 |
| #2 | Son Gohan ssj2 | +0.89 | 52 | 53 |
| #3 | Alba | +0.65 | 50 | 57 |
| #4 | Bot | +0.45 | 50 | 63 |
| #5 | hunter | -0.83 | 42 | 60 |





