








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 114 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
467 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 79 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 14 | 18% |
| Smokes | 13 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 20 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 32 | 41% |
Our logs show you have wasted $66,485 of utility $64 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 91 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NorwayNIKZ | 67% | 6 |
| #2 | COOP_the_coup/skillissue | 50% | 6 |
| #3 | Capt. Obvious | 43% | 14 |
| #4 | Morra di er mann... | 39% | 46 |
| #5 | swetypanda008 | 33% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Morra di er mann... | 4 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | COOP_the_coup/skillissue | 3 | 0.0248 |
| #3 | NorwayNIKZ | 2 | 0.0211 |
| #4 | Doblerto | 1 | 0.0076 |
| #5 | 预倾斜 | 1 | 0.0167 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Morra di er mann... | 45 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #2 | Capt. Obvious | 30 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #3 | v0xxo | 17 | 0.22 | 1 min |
| #4 | NorwayNIKZ | 16 | 0.17 | 0 min |
| #5 | Doblerto | 14 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | swetypanda008 | +5.46 | 92 | 43 |
| #2 | Doblerto | +4.89 | 80 | 55 |
| #3 | Capt. Obvious | +2.69 | 82 | 67 |
| #4 | 预倾斜 | +1.82 | 7 | 47 |
| #5 | NorwayNIKZ | +1.64 | 79 | 67 |





