








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 94 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Premier | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
511 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,484 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 419 | 28% |
| Smokes | 401 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 285 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 379 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $172,228 of utility $162 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 66 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GREG MORO | 83% | 6 |
| #2 | JAMPPA | 80% | 5 |
| #3 | Finlandi | 80% | 10 |
| #4 | Sensei__HAVU | 80% | 10 |
| #5 | leijska | 71% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | iSouLa | 67% | 6 |
| #8 | Linksu #10YearsofCS | 50% | 10 |
| #9 | Matinger | 44% | 9 |
| #10 | 7 | 33% | 3 |
| #11 | XiFtY | 33% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Finlandi | 2 | 0.0101 |
| #2 | XiFtY | 2 | 0.0317 |
| #3 | 7 | 2 | 0.0385 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iSouLa | 31 | 0.26 | 1 min |
| #2 | Matinger | 28 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #3 | Linksu #10YearsofCS | 18 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| #4 | JAMPPA | 17 | 0.15 | 0 min |
| #5 | GREG MORO | 14 | 0.16 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sensei__HAVU | +8.77 | 83 | 41 |
| #2 | GREG MORO | +7.05 | 98 | 45 |
| #3 | Finlandi | +4.29 | 90 | 26 |
| #4 | JAMPPA | +1.65 | 91 | 60 |
| #5 | leijska | +1.18 | 51 | 74 |





