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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 115 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
720 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,701 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 402 | 15% |
| Smokes | 784 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 642 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 873 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $714,022 of utility $198 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 18 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fleece | 60% | 77 |
| #2 | Skaggleton | 49% | 83 |
| #3 | PAPA | 49% | 55 |
| #4 | ꜱᴋɪᴘᴘʏ | 45% | 33 |
| #5 | ham browner | 45% | 94 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Skaggleton | 6 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | Fleece | 5 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | ꜱᴋɪᴘᴘʏ | 3 | 0.0042 |
| #4 | ᴢᴏɪᴅ$ᴘᴇʀɢ | 2 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | ham browner | 1 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fleece | 164 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #2 | ham browner | 132 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #3 | PAPA | 86 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #4 | Skaggleton | 78 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #5 | ᴢᴏɪᴅ$ᴘᴇʀɢ | 75 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ꜱᴋɪᴘᴘʏ | +5.63 | 75 | 76 |
| #2 | Krafty | +4.77 | 68 | 64 |
| #3 | Fleece | +4.24 | 78 | 67 |
| #4 | ham browner | +1.36 | 64 | 66 |
| #5 | Dick | +0.65 | 62 | 60 |





