








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 149 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
416 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,502 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 44 | 3% |
| Smokes | 718 | 48% |
| HE Grenades | 331 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 409 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $446,877 of utility $192 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 123 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | ⛧ s c o t t ⛧ | 35% | 26 |
| #7 | Lucas | 33% | 21 |
| #8 | Vic | 31% | 29 |
| #9 | BbB | 14% | 7 |
| #10 | 🆂🆇 | 13% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Elijah | 205 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #2 | Truff | 163 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #3 | Lucas | 66 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #4 | Puxadinhe | 61 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | ⛧ s c o t t ⛧ | 60 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lucas | +8.57 | 89 | 80 |
| #2 | Lucas | +6.78 | 84 | 67 |
| #3 | BbB | +5.14 | 88 | 63 |
| #4 | Puxadinhe | +1.22 | 52 | 51 |
| #5 | Elijah | +0.66 | 54 | 62 |





