








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 473 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 440 matches | ||
| Faceit | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 46 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2610 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,231 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5690 | 21% |
| Smokes | 7670 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 7187 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 6684 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,720,429 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 157 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kippo^ ez.org | 67% | 58 |
| #2 | kyykyttaja | 57% | 44 |
| #3 | kurahousu_ | 53% | 70 |
| #4 | Jaba | 51% | 63 |
| #5 | g̴̡͗o̷̡̎d̵̳̒ ̷̨͋ọ̶͆ḟ̸̻ ̷a̷gony | 48% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aleksi | 11 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | Butcherino | 3 | 0.0009 |
| #3 | kurahousu_ | 3 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | Jaba | 1 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | yoon | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aleksi | +3.72 | 72 | 84 |
| #2 | Jaba | +3.63 | 72 | 67 |
| #3 | g̴̡͗o̷̡̎d̵̳̒ ̷̨͋ọ̶͆ḟ̸̻ ̷a̷gony | +2.76 | 78 | 72 |
| #4 | kippo^ ez.org | +2.34 | 67 | 71 |
| #5 | yoon | +1.80 | 75 | 51 |





