








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1237 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 155 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 31 matches | ||
| Faceit | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6238 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,722 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5771 | 31% |
| Smokes | 4211 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 4308 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 4432 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,693,945 of utility $157 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 39 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | :D:DD: :DD:D: | 55% | 271 |
| #4 | kalerv0 | 53% | 164 |
| #5 | Kassi | 52% | 65 |
| #6 | Juhis | 50% | 166 |
| #7 | Kapane | 47% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HD AFASK | +2.64 | 80 | 66 |
| #2 | DeFu | +1.01 | 72 | 68 |
| #3 | Kapane | +0.95 | 83 | 60 |
| #4 | kalerv0 | -0.20 | 79 | 67 |
| #5 | Juhis | -0.30 | 65 | 46 |





