








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 350 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 44 matches | ||
| Premier | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 27 matches | ||
| Wingman | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 22 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




47 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3193 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,420 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1402 | 32% |
| Smokes | 850 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 1339 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 829 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,401,355 of utility $260 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1347 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Maurib | 54% | 24 |
| #5 | Kassi | 54% | 112 |
| #6 | DeFu | 50% | 166 |
| #7 | :D:DD: :DD:D: | 49% | 49 |
| #8 | sibu | 46% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kapane | 15 | 0.0068 |
| #2 | DeFu | 12 | 0.0034 |
| #3 | Kassi | 11 | 0.0048 |
| #4 | HD AFASK | 9 | 0.0075 |
| #5 | sibu | 6 | 0.0068 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DeFu | 746 | 0.21 | 22 min |
| #2 | Kassi | 448 | 0.20 | 8 min |
| #3 | Kapane | 348 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| #4 | sibu | 295 | 0.34 | 8 min |
| #5 | HD AFASK | 194 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HD AFASK | +3.67 | 83 | 64 |
| #2 | Kapane | +2.14 | 82 | 60 |
| #3 | DeFu | +1.18 | 73 | 68 |
| #4 | sibu | +0.82 | 67 | 60 |
| #5 | :D:DD: :DD:D: | +0.64 | 66 | 56 |





