








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 120 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 50 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
641 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,815 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 560 | 31% |
| Smokes | 446 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 332 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 477 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $252,418 of utility $184 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 119 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yungArk17ekt | 100% | 8 |
| #2 | mozart | 63% | 8 |
| #3 | allee** | 60% | 5 |
| #4 | Ronald | 57% | 14 |
| #5 | :| | 55% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #14 | Bjarni | 43% | 14 |
| #15 | EddezeNNN | 33% | 6 |
| #16 | nutella.com | 29% | 7 |
| #17 | TripleG | 25% | 4 |
| #18 | Nonni | 18% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RuflU | 6 | 0.0140 |
| #2 | nutella.com | 5 | 0.0333 |
| #3 | Stjáni Guli | 4 | 0.0108 |
| #4 | Nonni | 3 | 0.0126 |
| #5 | Æsi Spæsi | 1 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RuflU | 121 | 0.28 | 4 min |
| #2 | Bjarni | 59 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| #3 | Ronald | 42 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #4 | Nonni | 42 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #5 | Sveittur | 40 | 0.22 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yungArk17ekt | +3.14 | 75 | 62 |
| #2 | mozart | +2.53 | 87 | 68 |
| #3 | EddezeNNN | +1.32 | 73 | 53 |
| #4 | RuflU | +0.95 | 53 | 68 |
| #5 | e1nfalt | +0.95 | 66 | 63 |





