








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 777 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 445 matches | ||
| Wingman | 213 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 85 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




67 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6507 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,682 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1999 | 13% |
| Smokes | 7543 | 48% |
| HE Grenades | 2875 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 3265 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,015,357 of utility $213 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2455 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | we | 447 | 0.07 | 8 min |
| #2 | Señor tAk4si? | 321 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #3 | Abe_CS | 302 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #4 | bumbumbhdhf EXPLOSIVE MAN | 223 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #5 | MultimiliárdářEjb1s | 115 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Abe_CS | +5.66 | 71 | 55 |
| #2 | we | +3.47 | 87 | 39 |
| #3 | bumbumbhdhf EXPLOSIVE MAN | +2.46 | 69 | 50 |
| #4 | Señor tAk4si? | +0.61 | 56 | 44 |
| #5 | Adis235 | -0.39 | 39 | 32 |





