








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1225 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 90 matches | ||
| Faceit | 90 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 59 matches | ||
| Premier | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 44 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5539 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,169 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3376 | 22% |
| Smokes | 4553 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 3375 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3865 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,637,140 of utility $164 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 484 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Beater | 74% | 151 |
| #2 | LEDZH1T;; | 73% | 74 |
| #3 | Sp1rg1s | 64% | 59 |
| #4 | VaDeka | 62% | 153 |
| #5 | Dievas | 60% | 320 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Beater | 13 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | Dievas | 12 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | leyt? | 11 | 0.0091 |
| #4 | ProFil | 10 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | VaDeka | 6 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Beater | 581 | 0.20 | 16 min |
| #2 | Dievas | 392 | 0.06 | 9 min |
| #3 | Kis | 339 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #4 | ProFil | 312 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #5 | VaDeka | 305 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Beater | +3.82 | 89 | 64 |
| #2 | Wiedźmin | +3.47 | 85 | 63 |
| #3 | LEDZH1T;; | +2.14 | 84 | 57 |
| #4 | Darkas | +2.11 | 84 | 60 |
| #5 | sxcrifice21 | +0.40 | 72 | 76 |





