








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2852 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 1150 matches | ||
| Premier | 864 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 155 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




99 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11273 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 54,948 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5764 | 10% |
| Smokes | 17439 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 18808 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 12937 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,841,743 of utility $51 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 13155 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | β¨β¨PRADAβ¨AIMβ¨β¨ | 52% | 157 |
| #2 | Gabone007 | 45% | 497 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | β¨β¨PRADAβ¨AIMβ¨β¨ | 52% | 157 |
| #2 | Gabone007 | 45% | 497 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gabone007 | 30 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | β¨β¨PRADAβ¨AIMβ¨β¨ | 6 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gabone007 | 1603 | 0.17 | 37 min |
| #2 | β¨β¨PRADAβ¨AIMβ¨β¨ | 165 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | β¨β¨PRADAβ¨AIMβ¨β¨ | +0.55 | 58 | 47 |
| #2 | Gabone007 | +0.54 | 37 | 69 |
| #3 | ππ
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Έπ
Ά | -0.12 | 47 | 56 |





