








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1341 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 619 matches | ||
| Wingman | 331 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 107 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




65 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5957 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 45,920 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11636 | 25% |
| Smokes | 12982 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 10479 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 10823 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,300,221 of utility $66 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 689 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✨✨PRADA✨AIM✨✨ | 69% | 134 |
| #2 | 🆉🅰🅸🅶 | 45% | 497 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✨✨PRADA✨AIM✨✨ | 69% | 134 |
| #2 | 🆉🅰🅸🅶 | 45% | 497 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 🆉🅰🅸🅶 | 29 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | ✨✨PRADA✨AIM✨✨ | 3 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 🆉🅰🅸🅶 | 452 | 0.05 | 12 min |
| #2 | ✨✨PRADA✨AIM✨✨ | 114 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✨✨PRADA✨AIM✨✨ | +4.41 | 82 | 48 |
| #2 | Gabone007 | +0.17 | 37 | 70 |
| #3 | 🆉🅰🅸🅶 | -1.80 | 42 | 53 |





