








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1020 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 545 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 208 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4795 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,362 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2039 | 20% |
| Smokes | 2297 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 3802 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 2224 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,689,978 of utility $295 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 385 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | moth | 53% | 51 |
| #2 | Flukeovski | 51% | 35 |
| #3 | Lebron Westshine | 47% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | moth | 53% | 51 |
| #2 | Flukeovski | 51% | 35 |
| #3 | Lebron Westshine | 47% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | moth | 5 | 0.0047 |
| #2 | Flukeovski | 3 | 0.0041 |
| #3 | Lebron Westshine | 2 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lebron Westshine | 131 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #2 | Flukeovski | 51 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #3 | moth | 8 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lebron Westshine | +1.54 | 60 | 60 |
| #2 | Ahturox | +0.39 | 34 | 50 |
| #3 | Flukeovski | +0.01 | 34 | 55 |
| #4 | moth | -2.20 | 27 | 36 |





