








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 479 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 150 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2551 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,996 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1659 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1722 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1763 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1852 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $812,777 of utility $148 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 59 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flank | 65% | 23 |
| #2 | shivnagar slum | 58% | 43 |
| #3 | baapMostourizer | 56% | 25 |
| #4 | Boxxy <3 | 55% | 64 |
| #5 | Box | 53% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sixpaths837 | 295 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #2 | Boxxy <3 | 194 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #3 | Fraction | 194 | 0.26 | 6 min |
| #4 | filtur | 123 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #5 | shivnagar slum | 98 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Box | +5.67 | 94 | 48 |
| #2 | Boxxy <3 | +5.59 | 82 | 63 |
| #3 | shivnagar slum | +4.61 | 86 | 68 |
| #4 | Orpheus | +2.08 | 79 | 63 |
| #5 | baapMostourizer | +0.58 | 74 | 41 |





